remember when 15 cent wanted to fuck Penny but Oscar was all up on his ass.
That feeling…
The feeling where you’re so fed up with everyone’s shit. That feeling where you just want to run away. Where you just want to forget everything that ever happened. To the point where you just want die to get everything over with. No more hurting, no more crying, no more cutting, and most of all no more problems.
This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).
or you know this could be photoshopped
but idk
you tell me
this is alexandrias melon (wow)
it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)
it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds
it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.
its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true
This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.
The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.
It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.
This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.
Patrickmelon
The taste of this melon will always surprise you.
I’m fucking done with this site
I can hear my brother have sex with his girlfriend next door and there is just a lot of bed creaking and I just heard her say ‘Are you even trying?’ and I laughed so hard my brother came into the room to tell me to fuck off
Sometimes it’s better to keep your thoughts to yourself cause once they’re out, there’s a chance it could BREAK you.
Cringe of the Day: Aubrey Plaza Awkwardly Tried to Pull a Kanye at MTV Movie Awards
At the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday, Aubrey Plaza pulled a “Kanye” by walking onto the stage unannounced and attempting to steal fellow comedian Will Ferrell’s popcorn bucket award during his acceptance speech. Ferrell reacted in his signature stone cold demeanor by asking Plaza “what’s happening?” and “are you okay?” before she awkwardly gave up and returned to her seat. When asked about the incident after the ceremony, Will Ferrell responded: “I think she wanted to tell me something important. It was just a lot of hot liquor breath and sweat. Then she ran away.”
